Promises to my child

Who knew that having a child of my own would make me extra-aware of others parenting styles.  (Doesn't it happen to every mother?)  So here are my promises to my child based on the observations of others.

1.  You will know you are loved.  I will tell you at least once a day that I love you.  I will do my best to show you as much (or more) affection as you need to know it.  I don't want you questioning if you are loved - EVER.
2.  You will know the meaning of the word, "No."  I will not be afraid to use this word when it is needed.
3.  You will not get everything that you want.  But I will do my best to make sure you have everything you NEED.  And you will know the difference between wants and needs.
4.  You will know how to act in public.  I will teach you what is appropriate and what is not.  If you have difficulty with this concept - I am not afraid to leave whatever public venue we are at. 
5.  I will do my best to praise you in public and private and correct you as privately as possible.  Now if your behavior warrants it, you will be corrected in public as well.
6.  You will know the Benedictine teaching of moderation and utilize it in your life.
7.  You will dress modestly as long as you live in my house. (and hopefully after)
8.  You will know the importance of your faith. 
9.  I am always here to listen to your stories, concerns, and to kiss your boo-boos (real and imagined)
10.  You will know the importance of personal hygiene.  I will make sure you don't smell bad and look like you have bathed recently.  Now if you come home covered in mud after playing hard with siblings or fishing with your daddy, I reserve the right to hose you off before letting you come inside to bathe.